House: You’re trying to have sex with Cuddy.
Wilson: Fries?
House: You took her to a play. You only take women to plays because…
Wilson: You only take women to plays for that. That’s your theory.
House: Why did you take her to a play?
Wilson: She’s a friend.
House: A friend with a squish mitten.
Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without…
House: Blasphemer! She’s not a friend of the opposite sex, she’s a different species. She’s an administrator. She’s going to eat your head after she’s done.
Wilson: Yes, I slept with her.
House: Seriously?
Wilson: No.
House: Yes, you did.
Wilson: Yes, I did.
House: Seriously?
Wilson: No. You’ve got a problem.
UMA ÓTIMA SEXTA-FEIRA!!!
BEIJO.
Wilson: Fries?
House: You took her to a play. You only take women to plays because…
Wilson: You only take women to plays for that. That’s your theory.
House: Why did you take her to a play?
Wilson: She’s a friend.
House: A friend with a squish mitten.
Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without…
House: Blasphemer! She’s not a friend of the opposite sex, she’s a different species. She’s an administrator. She’s going to eat your head after she’s done.
Wilson: Yes, I slept with her.
House: Seriously?
Wilson: No.
House: Yes, you did.
Wilson: Yes, I did.
House: Seriously?
Wilson: No. You’ve got a problem.
UMA ÓTIMA SEXTA-FEIRA!!!
BEIJO.
Cuddy: I can still fire you, if you’re not doing your job.
House: I’m here from 9h to 5h.
Cuddy: Your billings are practically nonexistent.
House: Rough year.
Cuddy: You ignore requests for consults.
House: I call back. Sometimes I misdial.
Cuddy: You’re six years behind on your obligations to the clinic.
House: See? I was right. This doesn’t interest me.
Cuddy: Six years times three weeks, you owe me better than four months.
House: It’s 5h. I’m going home.
Cuddy: To what?
House: Nice.
BOM DIA!!!
BEIJO.
- Mood:
loved
